Business man in bush.

Christ! That was one long, awesome vacation. You've missed over two years worth of life, and it has only been one year. I'll let you "sip the cup" if you will... observe the photo...To the naked eye, a harmless shrub outside the residense of successful shoe-shiner Kaz Tamasauskas and Josh Mallinson, the famous failure of space. To the trained eye however, this is actually the crime lair/meth lab of millionair/homeless man/Dean of Windsor University Sir Alfred Mancetti. Inside this 200 square foot palace are two bathrooms (seperate holes containing human waste), a tanning salon (absence of foiliage near the top of shrub), and a sate-of-the-art entertainment, I THOUGHT!! It turned out to be the base of a dismantled vacuum cleaner. Long story short the man is now in the custody of the squirrel cops, who have control over the entire perimeter.